The All-New Tiny Toon Adventures Movie transcript

Prologue: The Katzenberg's house
It's evening time and Colby and Felicia are asleep in their separate bedrooms and Toby and Stacy are asleep in their bedroom as well.

The very next morning, the Katzenberg family members are enjoying their breakfast meals.

Toby: "Now, Colby, Felicia, right after breakfast, make sure you have your backpacks prepared."

Colby: "Okay, Mom and Dad,"

Felicia: "We got everything packed in them."

Stacy: "That's good, so what are you kids gonna be doing in your classes?"

Colby: "Well, Mr. Jones is gonna have all of us watch a season 1 episode of All-New Tiny Toon Adventures in his classroom."

Toby: "Well, kids, good luck with that, have a super good day in school, don't get in super big trouble."

Colby and Felicia put on their backpacks and go right outside the front door all the way to the bus stop and get on Bus 497 and it drives them on their way to Winters-Bressack Memorial Elementary School for a super special occasion.

Warner Bros Animation and Cartoon Network Studios pictures presents

The All-New Tiny Toon Adventures Movie

Directed by Rich Arons, Ken Boyer, Kent Butterworth, Barry Caldwell, Alfred Gimeno, Art Leonardi and Byron Vaughns

Produced by Tom Ruegger

Written by Paul Dini, Nicholas Hollander, Doug Lawrence and Sherri Stoner

Music composed by Steven Bramson, Bruce Broughton, Don Davis, Albert Lloyd Olson, Stephen James Taylor and Mark Watter

Starring

Ben Stiller

Drew Barrymore

Jackson Scott

Scarlett Estevez 

Jack Black

Amy Adams

Alec Baldwin 

Cameron Diaz

 Bill Hader 

Emily Blunt 

Richard Kind

Also starring the voice talents from

John Kassir

Tress MacNeille

Jason Marsden 

 Billy West 

Gail Matthius

Kath Soucie

Danny Cooksey

Cree Summer Francks

Jeff Bergman 

Candi Milo

Rob Paulsen

Frank Welker

Maurice LaMarche 

Jim Cummings 

 Edie McClurg

Jeff Altman 

and Corey Burton.

Scene 1: Winters-Bressack Memorial Elementary School: Howard Jones's 3rd grade classroom
Howard: "Good morning, students."

All 3rd Grade Students: "Good morning, Mr. Jones."

Howard: "Now right before we watch a season 1 episode of All-New Tiny Toon Adventures, let's begin the day with vocabulary words in sentences."

The 3rd grade students begin writing their vocabulary words to use them in sentences.

Howard: "Okay, you can all tell me the vocabulary words and use them in sentences."

Colby raises his right hand.

Howard: "Yes, Colby?"

Colby: "Filthy."

Howard: "Use it in a sentence, please."

Colby: Dust bunnies are super filthy.

Howard: "Good, Colby, very good."

Felicia raises her right hand.

Howard: "Yes, Felicia?"

Felicia: "Skipping."

Colby: "Used in a sentence?"

Felicia: "The 2 best friends for life went skipping right by the river bank."

Howard: "Okay, now it's time to watch 1 of the All-New Tiny Toon Adventures season 1 episodes."

Howard turns on the television screen and season 1 of All-New Tiny Toon Adventures shows up on it.

[All-New Tiny Toon Adventures Theme Music In Background]

Buster: We're lucky we’re not confessin’ 

our show's now back in session 

I always learned my lesson

Babs: I'm having lots of fun

Plucky: I'm filled with elation

I'm back on television 

Shirley: for the next 

incarnation

I'm not calling up a nun 

Professor Daffy: welcome back 

to ACME Looniversity

for another school year 

Buster: there's a test

Babs: no more rest

Plucky: I'm not living in fear

Buster, Babs and other Tiny Toons gang members: we're tiny 

we're toony

we're all a little looney

it's All-New Tiny Toon Adventures

and we're

number 1  

Buster and Babs: now the show 

has begun……  

The episode title card on the television screen reads: ''What Makes Toons Tick? 2''.

Felicia: "Oh my gosh, I really love this episode."

Colby: "So do I."

Buster: "Hiya, toonsters, I'm Buster Bunny,"

Babs: "and I’m Babs Bunny."

Buster and Babs: "No relations."

Buster: "Welcome to another edition of What Makes Toons Tick?, where we show all new episode shorts, featuring Babs and I, along with Plucky Duck, Hamton Pig, Dizzy Devil and the rest of our gang."

Babs: "And now, on with the show."

The episode short title card on the television screen reads: The Grounded Duck.

Plucky: "This just isn't fair, I was trying to offer Buster a jar of veggie chips, but it didn’t turn out so good."

Ralph: "Plucky Alan Duck, you pushed it way too far with the snake in a jar prank you played on Buster this afternoon, and for that, you're grounded for another week, and the sleepover and movie party you were supposed to be at Hamton's house this weekend, forget about it."

Plucky: "What?!? you can't do that to me!"

Maria: "I'm afraid your father's absolutely right, Plucky, what you did to Buster at school today wasn't a good idea."

Right after dinner and dessert meals, Plucky goes right upstairs to his bedroom and goes right into his bed.

The Winters-Bressack Memorial Elementary School cafeteria kitchen and lunch room
Colby: "The most super hilarious part was when Hamton went crazy and was breathing a super big fire ball all over the place."

Felicia: "It was also hilarious when Plucky was being super sneaky with his snake in a jar prank that he was planning to play on Buster in that episode."

Colby: "I just wonder how the animation process is coming along."

Felicia: "So do I."

The ACME Acres universe
Mary Melody: "This is Mary Melody, reporting live from ACME News Network, something terrible is happening, Dr. Splicer and Master X are planning to tear down all of ACME Acres and put up an evil museum."

Babs: "Oh my ears, Buster, Plucky, Hamton, guys, did you hear that? Dr. Splicer and Master X are gonna tear down all of ACME Acres and put up an evil museum!"

Buster: "The ACME Shopping Mall,"

Hamton: "the ACME Movie Theater,"

Plucky: "even ACME Looniversity as well!"

Fifi: "we hahve gaht to sahve ze entire ceety town,"

Shirley: "those young men are like, pure evil and terrifying!"

Buster: "Come on, Babs, let's pay a visit to our number 1 fans in the real universe."

Babs: "Okay, Buster, you said it."

Buster and Babs go right through a dimensional portal that leads them all the way to the Katzenberg family's living room.

The Katzenberg family's living room
Buster and Babs are now 3D animated figures.

Colby: "Hi there, who might you guys be?"

Buster: "Allow us to introduce ourselves, I'm Buster Bunny,"

Babs: "and I'm Babs Bunny."

Buster and Babs: "No relations."

Felicia: "Wow, a talking blue and white rabbit and a talking pink and white rabbit, nice to meet you, Buster and Babs, I'm Felicia and this is my brave and heroic brother, Colby."

Colby: "We know you're the main stars of All-New Tiny Toon Adventures on Cartoon Network 2.0."

Felicia: "So what brings you 2 rabbits here?"

Buster: "Well you see?"

Babs: "We heard the disturbing news on ACME News Network,"

Buster: "Dr. Splicer and Master X are gonna tear down all of ACME Acres and put up an evil museum,"

Babs: "it's gonna be terrifying,"

Buster: "We must contact Plucky, Hamton and the other ACME Acres residents."

Babs: "Right, Buster, let's do it."

Buster dials Plucky's telephone number.

Plucky's house
[Wireless Telephone Ringing]

Plucky (on the wireless telephone): "Hello, this is your super good friend, Plucky Duck speaking, what seems to be going on around here?"

Buster (on his smart phone): "Plucky, this is a super big emergency and a terrible situation, Dr. Splicer and Master X are gonna put up a casino town right after all of ACME Acres is torn down."

Plucky (on the wireless telephone): "WHAT?!? oh my feathers, not ACME Looniversity or the ACME Shopping Mall!"

Buster (on his smart phone): "Well make sure you tell Hamton and the others about it, okay, Plucky?"

Plucky (on the wireless telephone): "Okay, Buster, I'll tell them right away."

Buster (on his smart phone): "Bye, Plucky."

Plucky (on the wireless telephone): "See you later, Buster."

Buster and Plucky both hang up.

Cut to Plucky walking right over to Hamton's house......

Plucky: [Ringing Doorbell]

Wade: "Hamton, would you answer the door, please?"

Hamton: "Okay, Mom and Dad, I'll get it."

Hamton walks right over to his front door and opens it to see Plucky standing right outside.

Hamton: "Oh hi there, Plucky, what brings you here?"

Plucky: "Hamton, it's terrible and horrible, Buster and Babs just told me that Dr. Splicer and Master X are gonna tear down all of ACME Acres and put up a casino, what are we gonna do? please don't let them put up a casino!"

Plucky: [Sobbing Wildly]

Hamton: "We must get Shirley, Fifi, Elmyra, Montana Max, Gogo, Calamity, Marcia, Little Beeper, Furrball, Fowlmouth, Arnold, Concord, Byron, Barky and Brian to team up right away."

Plucky: "You're absolutely right, I gotta pull myself together like always, anyhow, Hamton, let's go."

Hamton: "I'm right with you, Plucky."

Plucky and Hamton walk around while gathering up Shirley, Fifi, Elmyra, Montana Max, Gogo, Calamity, Marcia, Little Beeper, Furrball, Fowlmouth, Arnold, Concord, Byron, Barky and Brian to team up with them.

Plucky: "Okay, we're all here, let's now proceed."

Plucky, Hamton, Shirley, Fifi, Elmyra, Montana Max, Gogo, Calamity, Marcia, Little Beeper, Furrball, Fowlmouth, Arnold, Concord, Byron, Barky and Brian enter the dimmensional portal and are now 3D animated figures.

Buster: "Plucky, Hamton, guys,"

Babs: "oh good, you're all here,"

Buster: "now let's head on down to downtown ACME Acres and save ACME Acres for good."

Colby and Felicia follow the Tiny Toons gang members and they also become cartoon animated figures of themselves.

Colby: "Hey,"

Felicia: "we look super thrilling as cartoon animated figures."

Fowlmouth: "Let's keep going, we don't want that dadgum casino put up for good."

Hamton: "I sure hope Professors Bugs, Lola, Daffy, Tina, Sylvester, Tweety, Elmer, Wile-E, Road Runner, Pepe, Porky, Coach Sam and Principal Taz know about this,"

Plucky: "and Granny as well too."

They all walk around on their way to the ACME Looniversity building.

Outside ACME Looniversity
Buster: "Professor Bugs,"

Babs: "Professor Daffy,"

Plucky: "you guys!"

Professor Bugs: "Eh, what's up, students?"

Shirley: "ACME Acres is like, in terrible danger,"

Fifi: "a cahseeno town ees gahnna be put up zere fahr good eef we do naht do ahnytheeng ahbout eet."

Professor Pepe: "Sacre bleu, I do not believe zis ees happening,"

Professor Daffy: "but that's not gonna happen in my universe!"

Professor Elmer: "Mastew X and Doctow Splicew awe so tewwifying, de way dey look at me, dey give me de chiwws wight down de back of my spine."

Furrball: "How exactly are we gonna save ACME Acres from destruction?"

Professor Sylvester: "We need a plan super fast."

Professor Lola: "Wait! I got it."

Plucky: "So what's the plan, Professor Lola?"

Professor Lola: "If we're gonna save ACME Acres from destruction, we're gonna need some super spy agent gear."

Professor Sylvester: "Say, I like that idea,"

Professor Tweety: "it just might wowk pewfectwy."

The ACME Looniversity students and professors (along with Colby and Felicia) get right into their super spy agent gear and head on out to confront Dr. Splicer and Master X.

Granny: "Good luck, super spy agents,"

Mary Melody: "Good luck stopping Dr. Splicer and Master X,"

Sappy Stanley: "don't get in too much trouble!"

They continue going on their mission quest.

Buster: "Come on, you guys, Master X's mansion's right around the corner."